...of a good story. The car gave me 28 days of trouble-free running, then on the 29th day, she told me she wasn't going anywhere.
Over the next few days I poked around, testing stuff. Spark's okay. Engine's turning over. Got gas. Should start.
Well, why does the gas tank sound empty when I thump it? See, this would have been a good story: "I checked this, I checked that...and it was... (dramatic pause) ...out of gas."
Nope. True, there was about a gallon and a half in the tank (and a small hole, which I didn't patch properly the first time). But after I patched the hole and threw in a few gallons...nope.
Fuel pump robbed me of a good punchline.
The Devil's Backbone (2001)
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