Friday, October 26, 2012

Pic of the Day: Bee-Essin' MittBot

Obama called it and the professional pearl-clutchers of the wingnutsphere proceeded to the fainting couches, the poor little darlings.

“You know, kids have good instincts,” Obama offered. “They look at the other guy and say, ‘Well, that’s a bullshitter, I can tell.’”...

CRY, wingnuts, CRY.

Bonus Obama bodyslam for the Ayn Rand worshippin' Granny Starver:

Ayn Rand is one of those things that a lot of us, when we were 17 or 18 and feeling misunderstood, we’d pick up. Then, as we get older, we realize that a world in which we’re only thinking about ourselves and not thinking about anybody else, in which we’re considering the entire project of developing ourselves as more important than our relationships to other people and making sure that everybody else has opportunity – that that’s a pretty narrow vision.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Pic of the Day--Romney Gets Pwned

Obama roped this dope at last night's debate.

He kinda looks like a real-life Elmer Fudd.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Pic of the Day: Ryan, Intellectual Heavyweight

I've heard people claiming that Granny Starver is the intellectual hero of the Republicans.

Given how much of an empty suit he is, and how his numbers don't add up, this is absolutely correct.

He summarizes the Republican party perfectly.

And turn that goddamn cap around, you douchebag! You look like you've been sitting in the back room at Gumby's Pizza, waiting to go on your next delivery run.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Pic of the Day: They sneak up on ya.

If only there were a way to...predict...the behavior of a hurricane, then the scourge of random attacks would end!

I blame Obama.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Pic of the Day: Boehner won't cry...

Don't know who to credit it to. Just gloating over the below-8% unemployment numbers and savoring the Orange Man's tears.


Friday, October 5, 2012

Pic of the Day: Republicans!

Brought to you by the various gopper mouthpieces yapping indignantly over the newly-released Unemployment numbers, which went below 8% in horrible defiance of the goppers' insistence that they'd never never never ever EVARRRR!!!!! do that.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Pic of the Day: ZingBot! (slight return)

I'm sure mine aren't as zingy as the ZingBot's. I wasn't programmed for the deep humor he's known for.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Pic of the Day: ZingBot Unleashed!

All tremble in terror! That Obama guy is toast.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Pic of the Day: Zingers!

For the upcoming first debate between President Obama and the abject corporate vulture who wants to acquire the White House, the MittBot has been uploading "zingers" he hopes to employ at strategeric moments.

Gonna snap on Obama, unsettle him, make himself seem cool.


Here's a suggestion for him:

That'll get 'im.