I bought one of these things (not the Slim Jim kind, which I would have preferred) for a quick lunch a few weeks back. I finished maybe half of it.
Once I got home, I found it still wrapped up and dumped it out, thinking maybe one of the local cats would want it.
That was two weeks ago. It's still sitting there--dried up, darkened from sitting in the sun, and not a bite taken from it.
Even the ants won't eat this stuff.
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