I wrote this one a few years ago, around the time Toe-Tappin' Larry Craig's little secret got out. It always amuses me when a lying hypocrite gets nabbed doing the very thing he's railed against.
Maybe it's a little dated...but still seems current, I think, considering the welcoming of a gay political group (GOPride) at the 2011 Conservative Political Action Conference, the rapid defection of various crazy-eyed religious gay-haters from the February get-together, and the subsequent kicking-out of GOProud from CPAC 2012. Big tent, all right.
"Deep In the Freakin' Closet"
(to the tune of "Deep In the Heart of Texas")
The G-O-P, it seems to be
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They're so devout 'till it comes out
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
From Restroom stall to D.C. Mall
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They crucify, and then belie
(bum-bum-bum-bum)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
They rant and rage, then f*ck a page
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
When caught we see them shout "Who, ME?!"
(bam-bam-bam-bam)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
In Dubya's bulge, they would indulge
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
That SEXY BRUTE! in his flight-suit
(bob-bob-bob-bob)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
With nuts to chin, they try to spin
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
But are they gay? Who them? NO WAY!
(bom-bom-bom-bom)
Deep In the Freakin' Closet!
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