'Tis the season, and if Carrie Underpants gets an xmas album, so should this guy, if only because he can't sing and knows it.
I got this hideous rendition of the song by email a few years ago. I am now punishing everyone else by blogging about it and embedding video!
The opening sounds like a stinking-drunk William Shatner trying to be Tom Jones, then morphs into a severely-beaten Keanu Reeves trying to sing Elvis, then into I don't know what...but I'm in tears and laughing uncontrollably at this point.
Warning: it's bad. It's really, really bad--and you should therefore send the damn thing to everyone you know, because it's damn funny (note that the guy in the video isn't the singer--that guy stayed anonymous)!
If you want the MP3 version (excellent for hand-to-hand combat), there are links to AmazonMP3 and iTunes at the video's YouTube home page.
41 minutes ago