Found this while digging around for some wise-ass ways of saying "fat."
The better ones were:
--Ground sloth.
--Porker.
--Swamp donkey.
--Aisle blocker.
--Blubbernaut.
--Chub scout.
"Ground Sloths" would be a great name for an all-fatty speed-metal band. Or "Fatallica."
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