I've been using one of these for the past 3 weeks. Not nearly as fun as this guy makes it look.
I got saddled with the CPAP thing after a couple of sleep studies showed me having a high rate of anomalies.
I got saddled with the sleep studies because I've been feeling exhausted. My main doc figured I wasn't sleeping enough, or not sleeping right, or whatever. He prescribed Ambien and referred me for the studies.
Screw the Ambien. I'm not having TROUBLE sleeping so much as having trouble maintaining it. Ever since Aorta Day 7 years ago, I sleep at most 3 hours at a time. Maybe I'll go back to sleep in a few hours, maybe in 12 or more. I never know, but once I'm awake I'm wired awake. I went from doing 8-9 hours overnight to "who the hell knows when?"
So. This CPAP thing is supposed to help me sleep better--hold my soft palate open in back.
So far, all it's doing is waking me up after an hour or so feeling like I'm suffocating.
"That's normal," the discussion groups all seem to say. "Stick with it."
"That's normal," the medical company's 'coach' tells me during his weekly call. "Stick with it."
"That's normal," the medical company's respiratory expert told me. "Stick with it."
When I've had all I can take and make it stop breathing at me, the little bastard machine at the other end of that elephant nozzle shows me how long it was forcing air up my snout, then shows me how this session rated against yesterday's. I've got to do a minimum 4 hours in every 24.
There's no slacking or cheating, either. It listens to my every breath and snort, writes everything down, then calls the medical company each day to tell them about it. The medical company makes up a report and sends it to Medicaid.
Nobody likes a tattletale.
I was calling this thing the "Snortmaster 3000"...now I'm leaning toward "Puffaluffagus." Or "Huffaluffagus." One of them was funny 10 minutes ago.