REALLY loves his car.
I like my car a lot...I've even been known to say, "Oh I love this car--it's awesome!" and stuff like that. But it stops with a platonic pat on the fender.
Here's a guy who takes things to an entirely different level:
What this clip doesn't show is him TOTALLY CHEATING on the Volkswagen with that (younger!) red Ford Ranger in the background (he's got his own segment in an episode of "Oddities").