OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Just felt like writing it again.

OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

...and now 4 more years of teabag tears. Bwahahahaha!

So which will the teabaggers do first? The circular firing squad, where they turn on each other...

...or the self-destructive, emo approach?

Glad to see that Allen "War Criminal" West lost his bid for reelection. Deadbeat Dad Joe "owes $100,000 in child support" Walsh lost.

Bachmann's only 400-ish votes ahead of her Democratic challenger. [unfortunately, she won. Pity. The funniest thing I read about her was some crying conservative claiming that ol' Crazy Eyes coulda beat Obama. She couldn't even beat ROMNEY.]

The Party of Rape faction didn't do well, either--"Legitimate Rape" Akin lost. "Gawd intended" Mourdock lost. Still waiting to see how the rest of those insane bastards fared.

[UPDATE--speaking of insane bastards, Roy "10 Commandments" Moore got his old job back as chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. He says he's not bringing the big stone 10C's monument with him.]

[UPDATE--speaking of circular firing squads, the first name has been selected, and it's...Chris Christie!!]

Tell it to the next hurricane...

Bunch of idiots chanting "USA! USA! USA!" shouting down a guy heckling the ShitMitt about climate change....



All that hot air and wishful thinking should deflect the next hurricane or other natural disaster. Just put 'em all right where Jim "The Hurricane Will Hit HERE" Cantore shows up.

Pic of the Day: MittBot Explained!

Just sayin'.

Pic of the Day: Bee-Essin' MittBot

Obama called it and the professional pearl-clutchers of the wingnutsphere proceeded to the fainting couches, the poor little darlings.

“You know, kids have good instincts,” Obama offered. “They look at the other guy and say, ‘Well, that’s a bullshitter, I can tell.’”...

CRY, wingnuts, CRY.

Bonus Obama bodyslam for the Ayn Rand worshippin' Granny Starver:

Ayn Rand is one of those things that a lot of us, when we were 17 or 18 and feeling misunderstood, we’d pick up. Then, as we get older, we realize that a world in which we’re only thinking about ourselves and not thinking about anybody else, in which we’re considering the entire project of developing ourselves as more important than our relationships to other people and making sure that everybody else has opportunity – that that’s a pretty narrow vision.

Pic of the Day--Romney Gets Pwned

Obama roped this dope at last night's debate.

He kinda looks like a real-life Elmer Fudd.

Pic of the Day: Ryan, Intellectual Heavyweight

I've heard people claiming that Granny Starver is the intellectual hero of the Republicans.

Given how much of an empty suit he is, and how his numbers don't add up, this is absolutely correct.

He summarizes the Republican party perfectly.

And turn that goddamn cap around, you douchebag! You look like you've been sitting in the back room at Gumby's Pizza, waiting to go on your next delivery run.