Pic of the Day: They sneak up on ya.

If only there were a way to...predict...the behavior of a hurricane, then the scourge of random attacks would end!

I blame Obama.

Pic of the Day: Boehner won't cry...

Don't know who to credit it to. Just gloating over the below-8% unemployment numbers and savoring the Orange Man's tears.

Bonus:

Pic of the Day: Republicans!

Brought to you by the various gopper mouthpieces yapping indignantly over the newly-released Unemployment numbers, which went below 8% in horrible defiance of the goppers' insistence that they'd never never never ever EVARRRR!!!!! do that.

Pic of the Day: ZingBot (post-debate edition)

Pic of the Day: ZingBot! (slight return)

I'm sure mine aren't as zingy as the ZingBot's. I wasn't programmed for the deep humor he's known for.

Pic of the Day: ZingBot Unleashed!

All tremble in terror! That Obama guy is toast.

Pic of the Day: Zingers!

For the upcoming first debate between President Obama and the abject corporate vulture who wants to acquire the White House, the MittBot has been uploading "zingers" he hopes to employ at strategeric moments.

Gonna snap on Obama, unsettle him, make himself seem cool.

Yeah, I know! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Here's a suggestion for him:

That'll get 'im.